Be careful what you say

Knackered after yesterday. Football match and then a 40th birthday for 250 later on.
Trip to the garden centre today for lunch and some plants. Came home with loads including these lovely colourful Primroses.

The title refers to yesterday at the match.
All the room managers have a two way radio in case we need to call cellar support to change a barrel or if there`s a problem with the beer. They`re on an open channel and usually at full volume....this was what we heard....

`Tom to cellar support`
`Cellar support go ahead`
`I`ve a problem in the Great Hall with the Guinness`
`What`s the problem Tom`
`The Guinness doesn`t appear to be giving head`
At which point all those within hearing distance choked on their pints`

Back blipped yesterday