Things I heard myself saying today, in no particular order:

Alice, don't lick the telly

my scone's a bit empty and doughy

Alice don't lick the big lady

Rudy get the skirt off your head

happy birthday

happy birthday

Alice don't eat that

don't throw your music player at me

it's beautiful

put your clothes back on

night night

look at the sky



no more work until Monday (sorry Friday workers)
yawn

no more people after this one,
for a while