Lady gadge?

I have had a problem lately were I have been dispossessed of my IPad. If it is not in good lady wifes hands, its flat and on charge. The issue is that I believe she has enough gadge of her own to play with. Including the washing machine ( its a Dyson, very high tech when it was new ) a dish washer ( Bosch, good german technology ) and recently an I-ron ( its not and Apple but it sounds like one ) But she doesnt agree. Women, never satisfied.