If you only had one leg..

A very messy afternoon painting today, but she's all tucked up in bed now singing happily to herself, her new song goes like this...

"If you only had one leg, then you could only hop,
If you were a toad, then you wouldn't be my mummy,
If you were a giraffe, then I could wash you with a soapy soapy sponge,
If you were a stone, then you would have a home"....

There was more, but I cant remember it!
Hmmmm - no lack of imagination there...