Empty fridge...

Having had an incredibly busy, productive and connective day, I finally emerged from my PC and thought "S***, I'd better feed the kids". So like a dedicated and committed and truly attentive mother, I opened the fridge door so that I could fully indulge my nurturing tendencies and feed my off-spring, only to be greeted with celery, and Spinach and Ricotta Tortellini. For those of you with teenagers, you'll note that two of the items mentioned are green. They don't really appreciate green food....it makes them want to vomit.

Being teenagers, they just looked at me with disappointment and despair. And at that point, I looked away, safe in the knowledge that all parenting triumphs meant absolutely nothing...and this moment was to become my defining moment as a mother. It will become known as "The Night She Forgot To Feed Us".