Lent

This Lent, the Vicar had decided to give up on the parishioners.


Today's top tips:
1. Jamie Oliver is a knob. If you decide to make one of his 30 minute meals, ensure you have at least 53 minutes.

2. If someone (say a man), is picking at the noodles with their fingers, make sure you tell them there are birds eye chillies in the recipe.

Preferably before they go to the toilet.