Suspend your disbelief

Some days it is better not to ask.

Questions today...
Me: "Is it hot in here kids?"
Kids: "No miss, it's freezing"
Me....standing under the air conditioning, my face burning..."No really, it must be warm"
Kids...shivering..."No miss, it's you!"


My favourite question of the day...
"Well, did he call him a muppet or a f***ing muppet?"
(Because obviously that makes all the difference)


The question that led to hilarity, as it usually does...
"Why Anne, what did you do?"
I won't embarass her any more than I already did, but it involved texting the wrong person with completely the wrong kind of text. Suffice it to say, we bombarded her with texts for ten minutes afterwards just to take the mickey even more.

It's been a very busy couple of days and I have now well and truly hit the wall - my eyes don't want to stay open at all.

I have been the big bad wolf and the bringer of positive news all in the same day. I'm not sure how!

As for the purple feather boa and the mexican hat - really, just don't ask the question as you might be disappointed with the answer!

I just wish I could find my two wigs.