New pup on the block

I have decided to go small - very, very, small. Why have a real dog when you can have my little Chihuahua - Pedro - he stands and watches - not barking, no chewing no peeing no pooing.
Unlike the real thing he only cost a few quid too.
Socrates reminded me that Pedro will not keep me warm, or protect me from foe, - or keep me fit or be a real friend