Worst Move Ever

There was a plan, we should have started about 10am and been done by about 10pm.
At 10.30am a blizzard started and Jen was only just out of bed.
At 12 midday we arrived at the new flat in a car rather than a van full of boxes.
At 1pm we had just finished going through paperwork, much longer than expected.
At 2pm, after stopping for breakfast we were back at the flat with a van to start packing, about 2 hours behind now.
The blizzard stopped but the wind was still howling a gale, making it very difficult to get things in the van as the doors kept blowing shut. About 3 hours behind by 7pm.
At 9pm we hit a badly parked car and get stuck on their bumper, we have to spend two hours trying to find the owner, eventually requiring the police.
At 11pm we continue, eventually calling it a day at 2.45am.
I an so very sore all over, and we need to finish off on saturday.