I hate this!

I hate it when folks stuff letters, bills and all manner of paper behind ornaments on my mantle! The most common saying in this household is "where's my" or "have you seen" No I havnt seen the last, bill, the last scrap of paper bearing some useless information.I live in a house hold whose carbon footprint runs to 5 cars and if I didnt store all the Insurance certificates and MOTs in a safe place in the filing cabinet they could be anyhere! I can gurantee that hubby would stuff them behind good old Bonnnie Prince Charlie there, my son's would be on the floor of his room and those belonging to my daughters would be in the bottomless pits they call handbags!
When we first moved here almost 10years ago the loft was empty! nada, zilch nothing in it, now if you venture up there you need global positioning to find your way through the detris that hubby calls "stuff that may be useful" :several broken computers, dead TVs, broken picture frames, a door! a single bed (in bits) a gazillion boxes of paper!
Latterly I hear scrabbling above me so I think I may have a Roland rat of Minnie Mouse up there. I said to himself " you need to investigate" "oh ok" he says, well the Roland I swear has multiplied and they are now doing the Zumba and the wall of death above me. when he goes away on Wed I am going to get the local catcher and dispatcher of all things small and furry to come and exterminate! or I could just wait for the said visitors to scoff the mountain of paper and finally come through the ceiling due to excessive weight gain!

Himself has a garden shed which when it finally became functional was to "have a place for everything & everything in its place" well thats a laugh, its like the wreck of the Hesperus!
Why must men stockpile such rubbish which will never see the light of day and only serves to upset my zen and Fenj shui! Aaaarrrrggghhhhhhhh

Have a tidy blip place all