Have you seen this woman?

A lady was seen earlier this morning acting suspiciously in a car park. Reports suggest that an armchair may have been involved. The chair has since been re-covered from the scene.

Babs fitting a new cover that she's made for my chair. I think she's done marvellous job!

Marking is going ok... almost half way and I have to get them all done by a week tomorrow... so you're gonna have me moaning about it for another week yet ;) unless I somehow manage to get them all done well ahead of time!

you really want to know the answer to my lifesaving kit? I could be really evil here and string you along a bit longer :P

Marble: so that you always have one when you lose yours (Jill got this one!)
Rubber: so that you can erase your mistakes (in life, not just on paper!)
Penny: for your thoughts (well done mimbles)
edit: ok I have been corrected that it is so that you can always say you have a penny to your name!
String: to tie things together when they seem to be falling apart
Elastic band: when you have stretched yourself to your limits, you can use this to stretch even more.