The Exploding Hourglass

By hourglass

I wanted to make a sandwich.
But i was out of bread, so i just ate turkey and cheese.
It was great, but that's not the point.
The point was i wanted a sandwich.
This is my roommate's bread.
I should have taken some of it to turn into a sandwich.
But i didn't and now i am out of turkey.
Moral of the story, I need to go to the grocery store.

for reals this time

also i found my debit card, i am so happy

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