Gratitude

Ullr, God of Snow, we give thanks.
For disposing of your 'Head and Shoulders'
And bestowing upon us, from your mighty head
Your wondrous flakes of dandruff
Care we not that you suffer from this affliction
And that you are still single because of it
In fact, glad we are and hope that you may never again visit the chemist for a remedy
Know that we have sacrificed, in honor of your head shaking
And the ensuing fluffy flake falling
The moldy carrot that lay too long untouched
In the bottom of the fridge.

Rock on.