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Now, I have the answer to everything. Apparently.

Things not to do on your birthday:
- weigh yourself. Unless you can be sure the results will be favourable
- have a daughter with chicken pox. Although this is not her fault. Apparently.
- have broken central heating. Although this is nobody's fault. Apparently.
- eat a family bag size of Opal Fruits for breakfast.

Not if you ever want point 1 to be a favourable result. Apparently.