Short story.

Ever since we met he's never once cracked a smile. We've known each other now for 6 months and still nothing. Is it me?, something I said? His previous owner?

We're on first name terms and everything, proper friends. Well as good as it gets between man and stapler. Perhaps he has something on his mind - a little distracted. It's a busy office so maybe he's a little overwhelmed by all the noise and activity.

I'll have a chat - yeah that'll do it. I'll just come out with it and ask him...