Happy Birthday Richard!

Theres a guy called Richard (my mate)
and for his birthday I'm a little bit late,
I hope he wont mind,
he's normally quite kind,
but now I'm not so sure of my fate!

At times I can be of some use,
(so maybe I'll escape some abuse?)
for his computer went bang,
and it was me who he rang,
so I hope we can call it a truce!